Archive for March, 2008
What we do for luv
Friday, March 28th, 2008So, I’m sitting at a wedding rehearsal right now (typing this on my cell phone). It’s such a strange ritual, isn’t it? I mean, did God really have all this in mind when he gave us marriage?
First of all, there’s the groomsmen. They all come to the front of the church in a line, all […]
Simply Matt and two-thirds
Monday, March 24th, 2008Okay…I have a question. If I have to hold my breath when I’m tying my shoes, does that mean that I’m getting too fat? Just wondering.
What’s really bad is when I have trouble with my shoes, and I spend a little too much time bent over. Then I get a little loopy […]
I’m a cowboy, ba-baay…
Wednesday, March 19th, 2008A little Kid Rock there to get the party started.
So, I wanna be a cowboy. Who doesn’t. Have you ever seen John Wayne swagger? When you swagger like that, people think one of two things - either he has jock-itch, or he’s a bad, bad dude. And the way he says […]
Video games and the older folks
Sunday, March 16th, 2008So, my mom called me today to get help setting up a new Wii. I had hooked her up with my man Dusty over at our local GameStop. She’s been looking for a Nintendo Wii for weeks for the retirement community that she manages. Apparently this is one of the latest trends […]