About
Some people will tell you that I’m drunk all of the time, but that is not true.
I’m actually just a deep thinker. And a ninja. So, when I think a deep thought, jump up and scream, then disappear without a trace, folks just assume the worst.
Actually, I’m just simply Matt. That’s not what my mother calls me, but everyone else does. I’m a 30-something husband and father of 1 and one-half. I’m able to hold down a job (barely) as an IT professional. I chose that career because the dress code is a little loose.
The reason I began to blog is because I have all of these deep thoughts rolling around in my head with nothing to do with them. Hopefully you will be amused by my musings. You may be perturbed by my pontificating. But, whatever emotion I bring out of you, please don’t curse at me in your comments. That could cause me to curse. Then God will be aghast. Then where will we be? We’ll be up a sewage-filled tributary without the proper means of propulsion. That’s where we’ll be.
Thanks for stopping by,
Simply Matt