Okay…I know it’s been just a little over a week since my last post. But not to worry…I’ve been thinking deep thoughts. I actually came up with one just now that I think you’ll enjoy. I’m going to start a string of posts that I’ve entitled ‘People I Feel Sorry For.’ Everyone needs a little sympathy (or pity), especially when it’s warranted. Don’t worry…I’m not going to start showing pictures of some poor guy that got his nose shot off. That would just be gross.
Here’s my first:
Catherine Zeta Jones
Catherine Zeta Jones is a beautiful, beautiful woman. The desire of men all over this great land. I liked her in the Zorro movies – they were cute. I enjoyed Entrapment with Sean Connery – I’m always up for a good caper. She was outstanding in Traffic – totally ruthless.
However, have you seen the frickin’ side of beef that she’s married to? Observe and compare:
I have to believe that she committed relational suicide when she made out with Sean Connery in Entrapment for all the world to see. Thirty-year-old hotty swapping spit with a sixty-year-old who sounds drunk all the time…I’m just saying.
I’ve never understood the hot girl/yucky old man connection. Okay, so Anna Nichole did it for money, but what about Catherine ZJ?!? She was already loaded and Michael D. is pretty gross.
But, Matt, I have to disagree that it all started with her on-screen Sean Connery kiss. He’s a hot older guy, he’s suave and he was James Bond. Most importantly he’s inadvertently responsible for one of the best SNL skits ever. Suck it, Trebek!
Uhhh…I do hope you know that wasn’t the real Sean Connery in the SNL skits.
What?!? You’re full of it. Next you’re going to tell me that Burt Reynolds isn’t in the skit either. “It’s a big hat. It’s funny.”