Okay…I have a question. If I have to hold my breath when I’m tying my shoes, does that mean that I’m getting too fat? Just wondering.
What’s really bad is when I have trouble with my shoes, and I spend a little too much time bent over. Then I get a little loopy and light-headed. Would it be weird if I used an oxygen mask to put on my shoes? Again, I’m just wondering.
The only thing that I hate more than being fat and disgusting is working out. It hurts. And it makes me tired. Neither one of those scenarios sounds good to me. Thankfully, our Bowflex in the spare bedroom serves other functions besides giving me muscular aches. First, it’s holding the floor down. Secondly, you can see it through the window, so folks assume that I use it.
Don’t get me wrong, I understand the importance of a good physical fitness routine. I also understand people that want to look hot. I wish I could do both of those without working at it. I used to work out all the time in college. I could be found in the gym every single day. For some reason, I didn’t mind the soreness back in those days, probably because I didn’t have a daughter that wanted to be carried everywhere we go. Maybe now that she is beginning to learn how to do these sorts of things on her own, I can get back in the swing of things.
I have to go now…my daughter wants me to come and wipe her butt. *sigh*
Baby, you ain’t that bad. You’re just more man to love.
Uh…that doesn’t make me feel any better. Not at all.
Hey, that’s what you tell me ..
Even though your daughter is getting around more on her own now have you forgotten that you will soon be carrying another child around???
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